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This is an actual excerpt from the 2009-2010 New York State Hunting Regulations (available here if you’re curious).
I’m all for helping the disabled, but should we really be encouraging them to hunt?
Also, these modified crossbows are triggered by a breath tube. They are literally fired by blowing on them, which means one wrong sneeze and you’ll look like this. Why are we making these things legal for anyone?